me myself and i

i remember the sad day
when you lost your love
causeĀ it was the same day
i got my new car

you sat down there crying to heaven up above
upstaging me but still i was the star

the words you said sound to me
like uninteresting history
want me to listen when you die
talk about me myself and i

on your ditsy wedding
your wore a white dress
i looked so much better
i had to confess

your honeymoon pictures
really looked so fine
but nevertheless not as fine as mine